I am a fan of many things. I have a strange sense of humour and I am not right in the head all the time. But I do alright for myself!

 

all-aboard-the-ss-karmy:

I read so much gay fanfiction that when I go to pick up an actual book I am shocked and appalled by all of the heterosexuality

racethewind10:

lunarch-sounds:

eighties-blue-lightning:

rakeeshsorrel:

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

Oh my god.  My childhood.  It’s……….yes.

AND Maurice LaMarche! …Wow it’s been ten years since we last stalked you I last saw you; you look exactly the same.

Lemme guess CR animated this? (The end of this video doesn’t say and I haven’t watched the new review yet.) Damn it looks good.
It was Andrew Kaiko! Awesome work!

The benefits of being at a convention for a weekend.

i. aM. CRYING. webgeekist LOOK

(Source: saraarp)

sjanae:

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

I love this so much.

sjanae:

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

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"REGULAR" ART

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FANART

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OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

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JESUS CHRIST

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TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

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FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

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LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

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MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

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OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

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JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

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THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

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LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

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ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

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FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

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HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

I love this so much.

(Source: prettylittl3flower)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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fygirlcrush:

coming this fall on Fox/NBC/AMC: this ruggedly handsome white man is an asshole who treats everyone terribly but… there’s a twist… he’s Good at His JOB…

Real TV Exec Notes

quellthesparkle:

stupidlullabies:

glockgal:

dog0food:

Apparently there’s a twitter account for Hollywood writers to submit some of the crazy requests TV execs give them back in their script notes. My Reality TV professor sent them to my class in an email. These are hilarious but also scare me for my own future as a screenwriter…

Network Notes @TvNetworkNotes
"Needs to feel a little more multi-cam. These jokes are too witty, too good." - FOX
3:16 PM - 7 Oct 2013

Network Notes @TvNetworkNotes
"That jacket is not conveying fear. What happened to the other jacket?" - CW
2:27 PM - 26 Sep 2013

Network Notes @TvNetworkNotes
"Can we make sure she’s more bitter with life so we’re ok with her dying?" - NBC
1:46 PM - 30 Jul 2013

Network Notes @TvNetworkNotes
"Our research shows women respond well to violence. Take out the lifeguard and put in the rape scene." - NBC
11:54 AM - 3 May 2013

Network Notes @TvNetworkNotes
Upon revealing a 7-foot tall woman with green skin, claws, and a giant domed head: “How do we know she’s an alien?” - SyFy
2:38 PM - 19 Apr 2013

Network Notes @TvNetworkNotes
"I’ve discovered the secret to hit comedies: one word titles. Think about it…Seinfeld, The Office, The Cosby Show.." - ABC
3:00 PM - 12 Feb 2013

Network Notes @TvNetworkNotes
"I haven’t seen Moneyball, but could you make this more like Moneyball?" - FOX
2:21 PM - 29 Nov 2012

Network Notes @TvNetworkNotes
"Dwarves have done very well for us in prime time." - TLC
2:37 PM - 9 Jan 2012

Network Notes @TvNetworkNotes
The butt joke is insensitive towards women. (Two lines down) Please add more shots of sexy women in bikinis on the beach. - Travel
7:45 PM - 8 Aug 2011

Network Notes @TvNetworkNotes
"We want them to come off as bimbos, but don’t make them look stupid." - E!
1:19 PM - 9 Jun 2011

For anyone who feels complacent that TV is operated by objective, rational, even-headed, level-minded, finger-on-the-pulse human beings.

IT. IS. NOT.  NETWORK EXECS WILL EAGERLY POISON SOCIETY TO GET RATINGS.

Always question the TV you consume! Learn to discern!

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF RESEARCH IS NBC DOING???

Presumably they’re just watching Game of Thrones and filing the HBO subscription as a tax write off.